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Recent Entries

5th-Jun-2008 07:09 pm

I hate that the only time young people in this country exercise their democratic right to protest is when REALLY SUPER IMPORTANT laws like fucking drinking on the tube are put in place.

Back-door privatization of the NHS, removal of important rights? Fuck that, we want to drink White Lightening on the Northern Line!

28th-May-2008 03:05 am

(29 by ryan adams)

this is the record i always seem to come back to when i'm alone. not in a melancholy way, you understand (even though the album is indisputably sad; the songs are written from painkiller and loss inflicted dreams/nightmares), but purely in a solitary way. especially tonight; outside is thunder and a stark awareness, and the reverberating piano seems all the more haunting.

22nd-Apr-2008 12:57 am

i used to be scared of rainbows and would look down at the floor if i saw one in the street.

7th-Apr-2008 08:22 pm

draft for anti boris johnson flyer to be handed out at college.

( click to read it! )

thoughts?

27th-Jan-2008 07:17 pm - the mousey girl screams "violence violence!"

this song is my favourite song of recent times. listen. please.

(just ignore the shitty video someone made for it)

"but it's like we weren't made for this world. though i wouldn't really want to meet someone who was"
"somehow you've red-rovered the gestapo circling my heart"

anyone who says modern music is shit needs to listen to this and eat their words.

4th-Dec-2007 06:45 pm

I think many of my generation's problems can be attributed to the fact that we were taught English by an autonomous glowing pencil which inscribed the day's lessons in fiery letters upon a huge black screen in the style of Nebuchadnezzar's wall, while a sultry female voice gently sang the virtues of the 'magic e'.

31st-Jan-2007 07:28 pm

DEAR EL JAY.

Yesterday and today were awesome.

Not half tired, though.

THE END.

25th-Jan-2007 04:35 pm

Just now, being the little GENIUS that she is, Laura came up with the best idea in the world.

Your own personal theme tune.

(A little bit of context is needed here: We have agreed that if, by the age of 60 or WHATEVER, we have not found a happy marriage/civil partnership (delete as applicable), we shall MARRY, for convenience and cuteness' sake. And, our first child shall be called JANE GERMAINE)

So, therefore

her themetune would be:

ItsWham: JANE GERMAINE, SUCH A HAPPY BRAIN
ItsWham: GOING AGAINST THE GRAIN
ItsWham: BOOO BOP DE DOOO
runromeorun: JANE GERMAINE, SHE'S ENTERING THE FAST LANE
runromeorun: TO MOST SHE'S A PAIN, BUT TO US
runromeorun: SHE'S LIL' OL' JANE GERMAINEEEEEEE

Clearly the most amazing thing in the world, non?